‘Put Him on Theo Von’ — Red Flag Raised on Jared Curtis Over Vanderbilt’s Hollywood NIL Move

Fresh off a manic, unforgettable era defined by the viral star power of Diego Pavia, Vanderbilt is making waves yet again. But this time, the focus is on 5-star freshman quarterback Jared Curtis.

Curtis has officially secured a speaking role in comedian Nate Bargatze’s upcoming feature film, “The Breadwinner,” as a direct perk of a reported $2 million Vanderbilt NIL package. But skeptics are already pushing back.

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Why Jared Curtis Is Facing a Blunt Reality Check at Vanderbilt

Cousin Shane appeared on the latest episode of “That SEC Podcast” and clarified that the bar for Vanderbilt had been set high because of Pavia and last season’s 10-3 record.

He said, “Their quarterback’s so busy making movies and he ain’t even playing football right now. So, I just think the bar has been moved too high. They’re going to come down a little bit to to earth, but I do think again it’s a very tough ball club.”

“I feel like this is kind of what you have to do if you want to keep this momentum, keep this star power going there at Nashville. Well, by God, put them into some movies. Put him on Theo Von’s podcast. You know, there’s gonna be something happening that that’s gonna try to get some more uh love for Vanderbilt,” Cousin Shane added.

The scrutiny is intense precisely because the expectations on Curtis’ right arm are astronomical. Curtis has the on-field production to back up the Hollywood treatment. A high school phenom at Nashville Christian, Curtis put up absurd career numbers, more than 9,500 passing yards and over 120 passing touchdowns.

At 6-foot-3 and 230 pounds, Curtis’ raw physical traits were on full display during Vanderbilt’s Black and Gold Spring Game. While his stat line reflected typical freshman learning curves, finishing 5-for-13 passing for 87 yards across three drives, his aggressive mentality stood out.

He pushed the ball vertically with completions of 22 and 23 yards under heavy pressure, flashing the exact no-fear playmaker identity that head coach Clark Lea wants to build around.

Vanderbilt opens its 2026 campaign on Sept. 5 against Austin Peay, where the stadium lights will finally replace the movie sets. The brutal SEC schedule will ultimately determine whether Curtis is a true savior or just a symbol of NIL excess. But one thing is certain: If he plays with the same swagger he brings to the silver screen, Vanderbilt will remain the most entertaining show in college football.

Currently, the PFSN CFB Playoff Meter gives Vanderbilt a 20% chance to make the College Football Playoff.

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