My wife won our March Madness bracket and the fantasy football league last year. No, it’s not because she picked her favorite colors or mascots. She has her way of doing things, and I have mine (which aren’t as good as hers, but that’s beside the point).
When it comes to naming your fantasy football team, wordplay and puns often get lumped into the dad-joke umbrella. However, my grandma — rest her soul — and my mom would have reservations about that. As a Dolphins fan, they didn’t drop such classics as “Go Dolphin-ish your homework!” just to give credit to the men in my family taking Sunday naps.
The following fantasy football team names have been mom-joke approved. We’ll have a few themed lists as well, and best of luck during the fantasy season!
Fantasy Football Girl Team Names
Mom Jokes and Word Play
- Mom Brady (Tom Brady)
- Bomb Lady (Tom Brady)
- How I Metcalf Your Mother (DK Metcalf)
- Mahomes Alone (Patrick Mahomes)
- Game of Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes)
- Post Mahomes (Patrick Mahomes)
- Take Mahomes Country Road (Patrick Mahomes)
- Truth & Kelcequences (Travis Kelce)
- Points As Far As the Eyes Kelce (Travis Kelce)
- Kelce Handler (Travis Kelce)
- Mommy DeVito (Tommy DeVito)
- Ladies and Edelman (Julian Edelman)
- Victorious Secret
- Ladd-y and the Tramp (Ladd McConkey)
- Zay My Name (Zay Flowers)
- 50 Shades of D’Andre (D’Andre Swift)
- Judge Jeudy (Jerry Jeudy)
- We Found Love In A Hopeless Place (Jordan Love)
- Dillon’ Em Softly (AJ Dillon)
- Kupples Retreat (Cooper Kupp)
- Nacua Matata (Puka Nacua)
- Hock Tua (Tua Tagovailoa)
- Tua Lipa (Tua Tagovailoa)
- Maye The Force Be With You (Drake Maye)
- Kicking Your Boutte (Kayshon Boutte)
- Karen Rodgers (Aaron Rodgers)
Star Wars Fantasy Football Team Names
Are you the chosen one to bring balance to your fantasy league? Follow your destiny with some Star Wars-themed fantasy football names.
- Admiral Dakbar (Dak Prescott)
- Maye The Force Be With You (Drake Maye)
- Jakobi-Wan Kenobi (Jakobi Meyers)
- Sith Happens
- Lambeau Calrissian
- Flea-Bitten Furballs
- StormCoopers (Cooper Kupp)
- Garoppolo Shot First (Jimmy Garoppolo)
- Kelce-3PO (Travis Kelce)
- Kyler Ren (Kyler Murray)
- Help Me, Obi-Quon (Saquon Barkley)
- Nuk Skywalker (DeAndre Hopkins)
- Yoda Best Team
- Wookiee Mistake
- The Force Awakens My Team
- Obi-Wan Mahomie (Patrick Mahomes)
The Ultimate Taylor Swift Fantasy Team Name List
- Shake It Goff
- Shake It Offense
- The Championship Is Mine
- Swift Victory
- Arthur Blank Space
- Taylor Made Roster
- The Squad
- Trophy, You Belong With Me
- You Belong With Kelce
- Hi, I’m The Champion, It’s Me
- We Are Never Ever Trading Together
- We Are Never Ever Losing
- Ball Too Well
- Last Great Chiefs Dynasty
- Blank Space Ballers
- Endzone Game
- Jordan Love Story
- Twenty-Tua
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- Look Who You Made Me Draft
- Electric Touchdown
- Betting Man (Taylor’s Version)
- You Winning The Trophy Was A Fairytale
- Forever & Always A Champion
- Tortured Pitts Department
- Get Away Carr
- Tortured Drafters Department
- Dak to December
- dallas cowboy like me
- this is me trying to win a championship
- Only The Bryce Young
- Drake London Boy
- Out of the Robert Woods
- Soon Your Fantasy Team Will Get Better
- Red (Zone)
Choosing a Fantasy Football Team Name
A common approach is to name your team after one of the players you selected in your league’s fantasy draft. This is where fun player-themed puns come in.
Another option is to pick a team name that you can use year after year — like, say, a fun Swift-themed name. This allows everyone in the league to know your team each season, whether you play dynasty or redraft, and it also provides continuity when it shows up routinely on that league trophy.
If you aren’t seeing anything you like from the list above, use PFN’s Fantasy Football Team Name Generator to find some additional options!